The flagship toy in Jakks Pacific’s new SpyNet line is the Secret Mission Video Watch , a piece of wearable tech that lets spies-in-training covertly record video and audio and upload those sensitive materials to a secure website for further analysis. For my generation, Macaulay Culkin’s use of the Talkboy in Home Alone 2 was the single most glorious realization of usable spy technology that we had ever seen. Following in its lineage, the chunky SpyNet watch—no, I don’t have baby hands—actually gives kids real spying capabilities: the ability to shoot up to 30 minutes of video, 2 hours of audio, or 2000 pictures with a built-in camera for playback on the watch’s color screen. OK, it’s not going to be HD-quality, “enhance, enhance ” type stuff, but from the demo I saw, the recorded footage is definitely good enough for some low-stakes familial blackmail.

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