When I first heard the phrase “Lego sorter,” I expected some crazy production line robot with moving arms and a glowing red eye. Thankfully, the Box4Blox sorter works as simply as the Lego bricks it stores. This thing got announced way back in March, and I’m amazed we missed it up until now. The device has four trays with square holes along the bottom. These openings get progressively smaller to sort out the bricks by size. And that’s really all there is to it.

Everyone knows a Quagmire or a Masuka that enjoys their gadgets as much as they enjoy themselves—or rather, they enjoy using their gadgets TO enjoy themselves. This is for them, or for you, if you’re buying under an alias. Those of you who hate the gallery format can see it all on one page by clicking here . Oh, and basically everything in this post is NSFW.

Welcome to the Engadget Holiday Gift Guide ! The team here is well aware of the heartbreaking difficulties of the seasonal shopping experience, and we want to help you sort through the trash and come up with the treasures this year. Below is today’s bevy of hand curated picks, and you can head back to the Gift Guide hub to see the rest of the product guides as they’re added throughout the holiday season. So, you’re here, and you probably like toys, or you’re just really stuck with what to get for your lesser-geeks family and friends. Our guess is that you want something that even you want to play with (and maybe eventually repossess them when the love is over), but at the same time you want to avoid toys that’ll drive you nuts when you’re living with the lucky recipient. We know it’s no easy task here, so we’ve picked out some of the hottest toys this year to keep things fresh for a while.

Welcome to the Engadget Holiday Gift Guide ! The team here is well aware of the heartbreaking difficulties of the seasonal shopping experience, and we want to help you sort through the trash and come up with the treasures this year. Below is today’s bevy of hand curated picks, and you can head back to the Gift Guide hub to see the rest of the product guides as they’re added throughout the holiday season. So, you’re here, and you probably like toys, or you’re just really stuck with what to get for your lesser-geeks family and friends. Our guess is that you want something that even you want to play with (and maybe eventually repossess them when the love is over), but at the same time you want to avoid toys that’ll drive you nuts when you’re living with the lucky recipient. We know it’s no easy task here, so we’ve picked out some of the hottest toys this year to keep things fresh for a while.

Welcome to the Engadget Holiday Gift Guide ! The team here is well aware of the heartbreaking difficulties of the seasonal shopping experience, and we want to help you sort through the trash and come up with the treasures this year. Below is today’s bevy of hand curated picks, and you can head back to the Gift Guide hub to see the rest of the product guides as they’re added throughout the holiday season. So, you’re here, and you probably like toys, or you’re just really stuck with what to get for your lesser-geeks family and friends. Our guess is that you want something that even you want to play with (and maybe eventually repossess them when the love is over), but at the same time you want to avoid toys that’ll drive you nuts when you’re living with the lucky recipient.

Welcome to the Engadget Holiday Gift Guide ! The team here is well aware of the heartbreaking difficulties of the seasonal shopping experience, and we want to help you sort through the trash and come up with the treasures this year. Below is today’s bevy of hand curated picks, and you can head back to the Gift Guide hub to see the rest of the product guides as they’re added throughout the holiday season. So, you’re here, and you probably like toys, or you’re just really stuck with what to get for your lesser-geeks family and friends. Our guess is that you want something that even you want to play with (and maybe eventually repossess them when the love is over), but at the same time you want to avoid toys that’ll drive you nuts when you’re living with the lucky recipient. We know it’s no easy task here, so we’ve picked out some of the hottest toys this year to keep things fresh for a while. Read on for some joyous gift inspiration

Welcome to the Engadget Holiday Gift Guide ! The team here is well aware of the heartbreaking difficulties of the seasonal shopping experience, and we want to help you sort through the trash and come up with the treasures this year. Below is today’s bevy of hand curated picks, and you can head back to the Gift Guide hub to see the rest of the product guides as they’re added throughout the holiday season. So, you’re here, and you probably like toys, or you’re just really stuck with what to get for your lesser-geeks family and friends. Our guess is that you want something that even you want to play with (and maybe eventually repossess them when the love is over), but at the same time you want to avoid toys that’ll drive you nuts when you’re living with the lucky recipient. We know it’s no easy task here, so we’ve picked out some of the hottest toys this year to keep things fresh for a while. Read on for some joyous gift inspiration.

The Real Touch is like a Fleshlight that moves on its own, pre-synced with the porn you’re currently watching on your computer. It’s one step closer to simulating having sex with the girl on the screen, but should you buy? That answer is unclear. Fleshbot tests it out and says that although it has its downsides—PC-only, lots of setup and cleanup, plus it’s super expensive—the actual sensation (or sensations, for different orifices) is fantastic.

Maybe I’m just not a good pet owner, but I never understood the original Pet Rock . Mine just sat there holding down papers on my desk and refused to eat. Looks like this USB-powered one doesn’t do much either. Like the tauntaun sleeping bag , the USB Pet Rock is another case of an April Fools Day joke turning into a real product.

WETA, the special effects studio behind movies such as the Lord of the Rings trilogy, has a new line of prop rayguns, and they’re actually sort of affordable this time. WETA has been selling incredible ray guns for a while now, but they’ve run into the hundreds of dollars range. The new line, Dr. Grordbort’s Rayguns, are made of molded plastic instead of metal, bringing those prices down to a less-unreasonable $40-$115. And they look pretty awesome to me. If you’re looking to spring on a nerdy toy for your desk, you could do a lot worse