The gals at Jezebel have stumbled onto the party trick of the decade: How to detect breast implants using only a flashlight. While it may not exactly be an entirely scientific method, it most definitely looks fun. This is apparently an unaired clip from The Real World/Road Rules Challenge and the gal teaching everyone the implant-detection trick supposedly had one of her implants bust at some point. Youch! While I feel sorry for her, this is still one party trick that I can’t wait to try out. [ Jezebel ]

Alright, I need some help here. I’ve definitely been around the Internet quite a bit, but I don’t think I can figure every single meme hidden in this picture. Like that poster to the right of Pedobear. What’s that about? You can click the image for a bigger version.

Superman’s a pretty decent guy and after he falls for Lois Lane , he immediately tries to be completely honest with her. The only trouble is that Lois is a bit confused as to what Superman’s coming out about. Or maybe Lois is way smarter than all of us and has figured out Superman’s real secret. Who knows. I think I’ll just enjoy the Batman cameo at the end of the clip and not question this too much. [ Thanks, Erik! ]

If you didn’t know that the Internet is a man with strange thumbs who is completely controlled by 50 Cent then you must watch this video and enlighten yourself. Actually, watch this even if you knew that. It’s rather funny. Oh wait.

Auto-tuned science was fun , but an auto-tuned retelling of the year’s more ridiculous news events such as the Balloon Boy hoax is fantastic-yet-oh-so-terrible. So fantastic-yet-oh-so-horrible, in fact, that I’m crying because I can’t get the beat out of my head.

I wish there was a closeup image of this poster so that I can actually read it, but I guess I’ll have to get one to figure out if space traveleres really need to know how to handle stun devices. Actually, I’m gonna get one of these posters simply because it feeds my fantasy of being a superhero spacegirl who goes wherever she spots the batsignal . But either way, looks like it’s available for $10 and a heck of a lot of fun. [ Greenwood Space Travel Supply via Datavis ]

The CGI recreation of Tiger Woods’ accident was amusing enough, but a Taiwanese news show made some more animations to retell the whole crazy dramarama through awkward shower sex scenes, strange gesturing, and plenty of bad translations. If only Fox News started doing things like this, I think I’d finally be able to sit through Shepard Smith . [ Thanks, OMG! Ponies! ]

The CGI recreation of Tiger Woods’ accident was amusing enough, but a Taiwanese news show made some more animations to retell the whole crazy dramarama through awkward shower sex scenes, strange gesturing, and plenty of bad translations. If only Fox News started doing things like this, I think I’d finally be able to sit through Shepard Smith . [ Thanks, OMG! Ponies! ]

I really want to print this memo and throw it at all rude people who insists on chit-chattering on their phones in public, but that would be hypocritical. So, can someone else please do it for me? Just don’t send me one. I already know that my cellphone manners are lacking. [ Murray the Nut ]

Sext. Sending pictures of your naughty bits through MMS. Oh, don’t play coy. You already knew what it is, so let’s just watch this educational video and learn about safer sext practices from some singing, underwear-clad people.