It’s usually considered irresponsible to leave a toddler (or as I like to call them, walking babies) alone at the helm of a massive backhoe. But that’s no problem with this new breed of Superbabies. We don’t know much about this Superbaby, and in fact I’m not totally sure he’s even Russian (or human. Get it?). The video doesn’t provide much beyond some Tetris-style music and impressive feats of baby acumen, but that’s enough for us. It’s very clearly a baby operating a giant backhoe, and those are all the facts we need

I believe Wired’s Joe Brown summed this story best on Twitter : “Use stolen backhoe to steal ATM, ditch backhoe, ATM falls off truck, too heavy to pick up. Wish we had a backhoe.” To elaborate, two thieves decided to rip an ATM from its concrete foundation in downtown Phenix City Alabama using a backhoe (also stolen). The plan was to place the pilfered ATM on a flatbed trailer and haul it away. So far, so good. The only problem is that the machine tumbled off the truck sometime later