Based on its name, I thought the iLuv Premium iMM178 Vibe Plus is an overpriced sex toy, but it turns out it’s a rather clever iPod/iPhone-compatible alarm clock which shake-shake-shakes you awake. Just hope the headboard doesn’t hit the wall. The idea is that you shove that mouse-looking thing under your pillow and wait for your alarm to go off. When it does, everything will get a bit shaky while a speaker blares whatever sound or music you’ve selected.

The year was 1984: Ronald Regan was president, the Macintosh computer was born, and Seiko’s talking Pyramid Talk clock was all the rage. If you missed it the first time around, now is your chance to score an updated version. The original had the distinction of being the first talking quartz clock, and the newer version appears to retain much of its functionality. However, the update also features LED lighting and speaks the date, weather and temperature data (in Japanese or English) when the top of the pyramid is pressed twice. Unfortunately, the clock is only available in Japan at the moment, but if Seiko does not bring it to the States, it will undoubtedly make its way here through exporters like Japan Trend Shop , Geek Stuff 4 U or Rinkya .

Despite being generally unnecessary, we couldn’t help loving the little Chumby One WiFi widget machine. Speaking of love, a secret message revealed after iFixit’s teardown reveals that it is adorable inside and out. iFixit’s teardown didn’t reveal anything totally unexpected, with the exception of an inscription on the logic board from the designer that reads: “with love,—bunnie.” However, modders might be interested in the following highlights: * Notable components found inside the chumby one : * Freescale i.MX233 CPU, running at 454 MHz * MMA7455 3-axis accelerometer * Hynix 923E 64MB DDR DRAM * QN8005B FM Radio chip * An inscription that reads “with love, bunnie” * The MicroSD socket contains a 2GB Kingston MicroSD firmware card, which can easily be pulled out once the device is opened. Users can load custom firmware and upgrade chumby one’s storage in a snap. * There are plenty of ventilation holes in the top and rear outer cases. Such a Swiss cheese case design allows the chumby to stay cool without the need for a fan

This is exactly what I need: A bed with integrated alarm clock, so I can check the time by passing my fingers over it. OK, not true: What I need is a hammock on a beach and no clocks whatsoever. But if I’m forced to use it, I won’t complain. Designed by Florian Schärfer, the Melted Clock bed has integrated speakers, touch-sensitive buttons to snooze and control playback, and a haptic, touch sensitive alarm clock. Not a bad concept.

So pretty, it almost looks like you could wear it. Actually, I can really see the Milky Way clock working as a watch—especially since everyone hates alarm clocks . Alas, it is only a concept. [ Henrik Amberla via The Design Blog via Unplggd ]

So pretty, it almost looks like you could wear it. Actually, I can really see the Milky Way clock working as a watch—especially since everyone hates alarm clocks . Alas, it is only a concept. [ Henrik Amberla via The Design Blog via Unplggd ]

The new Chumby One model ditches the old beanbag casing for a retro-clock-radio-inspired look and slashes the price, though the internals are unchanged. It remains a pretty frivolous gadget, yet I can’t help really liking it. The Price $100 for a limited time, $120 afterwards. Includes international power adapters and AC charger, but battery is sold separately.

Even though the Yamaha TSX-W80 wakes you up at all hours of the morning, you just can’t stay mad at that pretty face. It even features a wireless iPod cradle that streams tunes using Yamaha’s proprietary AirWired technology. If Yamaha’s MCR-140 is anything to go by, this little digital clock should also produce some great sound. The device is expected to hit shelves in Japan around December—although pricing has not been announced. [ Yamaha via Akihabara News via OhGizmo ]

I haven’t used an alarm clock in years, but sometimes I miss hammering on a giant snooze button rather than gently selecting an option on my phone. Sony’s upcoming alarm clock offers that, an iPod dock , and lots more. Sony’s ICF-CL75iP alarm clock has a 7-inch WVGA screen, 1GB of internal storage (and a USB port for more), a retractable iPod dock and an FM radio. It seems kind of excessive to have an extra screen when an iPod or iPhone is sitting right there, but as it plays video too (MP4, Motion JPEG and AVI), maybe you’d like to wake up to a video instead. It’s available for pre-order now from SonyStyle Canada for $200 CAD (about $180 USD at the moment), shipping October 1st

I don’t know what the hell this alarm clock is saying, but I have the urge to beat the crap out of it. Apparently, Clockman never shuts up—and you’re supposed to choose a version based on your blood type. That’s right, there are AB, B, O and A Clockmen for some reason only the Japanese can understand. Speaking of Japan, that’s where masochists will be able to score one of these starting in September. [ Kaden Watch via Technabob ]